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Cause I’m the Taxman

Boomers.  Remember when darn near everything fun was illegal.  Buying beer on Sundays.  Pot.  Gambling.  Speeding.  Wait, speeding is still illegal. 

Then someone realized there’s a bit of money in them there vices. Washington state tax revenues from direct cannabis retail sales were $468.81 million in 2020, while excise revenues from liquor and alcohol sales only totaled $415.28 million and cigarette, tobacco, vapor product excise revenues only totaled $383.55 million.  Lottery revenues for fiscal year 2020 totaled $820.0 million.  We’re still being taxed but it’s more fun than being taxed on property or, say, plumbing hardware.

 So what’s left?  Sex, drugs, and rock & roll.  

Hey, Ho.  Legalize Rock & Roll.  Or just sex and drugs. Rock & Roll is probably too dangerous.

As Beer Boy Captain Tony is fond of saying, “Legalize it and tax it”.

– Jet Cannon

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