Good Clean Fun

Down the Hatch

Our doctor say we’re not getting enough Nuke Waste so we headed back to the Horse & Cow Pub for refueling with Captain Tony and Maserati Mike.  Located in Bremerton, Washington, which is a scenic ferry ride from Seattle, the bar is named for the World War I merchant marine sailors who tattooed a cow on one ankle and a horse on the other ankle to ward off German U-Boats.  Whatever works!  Meanwhile, the pub has an excellent collection of submarine photos and artifacts.

Anyway, Jimmy, the owner, started creating Nuke Waste in a 5-gallon bucket out back a few decades ago until he finally graduated to having his bright green alcohol creation bottled professionally.  It’s now distributed regionally including at the nearby Puget Sound Naval Shipyard.

So, down the hatch!! We’re confident that a shot or two will ward off any lurking German U-Boats.

– Jet Cannon 

Boomer Birthdays

Once in awhile it’s fun to see which famous Buzzed Boomers, with whom we’re familiar, are having a birthday.  On May 13th, Stevie Wonder was born in 1950.  Paul Thompson, Roxy Music drummer, was born in 1951.  Dennis Rodman, 1961.  And Stephan Colbert, 1964. 

“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.” —Jerry Seinfeld

– Jet Cannon

Photo:  Biography.com

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Boomer Fitness Blast

We’re a big believer in online exercise classes.  Ours are about a half-hour long featuring a professional trainer with uplifting music and sometimes conducted in an exotic location.  This morning’s session started with a lot of bending, stretching, twisting, and aerobic exertion.  We were really breathing hard and sweating.  But by the time we got our shoes tied, the class was over.

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Doctor’s Orders

The test results from our annual physical exam came back and the liver results were not good. In fact, the doctor was quite surprised because she only allows us one cocktail per week. Of course, she doesn’t know about the other six doctors.

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Intaxication

“Intaxication: That nice feeling you get when you receive a tax refund until you realize it was your own money in the first place.” — Unknown

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Beer Here!

On National Beer Day and with Major League Baseball kicking off, it was fun to learn from thetakeout.com that we can still purchase a beer and hot dog at the ballpark for less than $10 in eight different major league ballparks! Thank you!! It’s ten bucks just for the beer in our home town.

The least expensive is at the Arizona Diamondbacks’ field. Hot dog $2. Beer $4. Nice!

The other teams with a combo for less than $10 are the Miami Marlins, Colorado Rockies, New York Yankees (didn’t figure on that one), Minnesota Twins, Kansas City Royals, Atlanta Braves, and the Tampa Bay Rays.

Take us out to the ballgame!

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Bloggy Winner!

For the seventh year in a row, Buzzed Boomer has won the coveted Bloggy for Best Blog In The Universe And Beyond. The ceremony was held on the top floor of Burj Khalifa, world’s tallest building in Dubai. Countless bottles of Dom Perignon and mountains of sanctioned caviar wowed guests that included royalty and most of the world’s rich and famous. The award itself was presented by Formula One World Champion Max Verstappen. It was an event and an honor we won’t soon forget.

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Musician’s Buzz

Baby Boomers can benefit from playing a musical instrument to stimulate the brain and maybe kick out a few endorphins in the process.  We’re not too old to learn even if you’ve never played one before.  

However, be aware that there are also significant risks to this hobby as family and friends may resort to violence especially when forced to listen to beginners.  We might as well scratch bongos and tambourine off the following list right away for your safety’s sake.  But these instruments are otherwise reasonably easy to learn.

  • The Piano
  • Harmonica
  • Ukulele
  • Guitar
  • Tambourine
  • Bongos
  • Recorder
  • Flute

We suggest wearing a helmet, to protect that newly stimulated brain, and a flak jacket.  Good luck and let’s rock!

– Jet Cannon

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Bean Brain

Inc.com shared some great news for coffee drinkers.  More is better.  At least to a point.

“Scientists agree: Drinking coffee is good for you. That’s good news if, like most Americans, you enjoy coffee and perhaps rely on it to help you wake up in the morning or stay alert during the day.

In the last couple of years, more detailed research on coffee has sought to zero in on just how much coffee you should drink every day for maximum health and brain benefits. They’ve found the answer–you should drink three cups. That advice comes from Uma Maidoo, MD, who’s been described as a “triple threat”–a Harvard-trained psychiatrist, trained nutrition specialist, and trained chef. She’s also the author of the bestseller This Is Your Brain on Food. In an article at CNBC.com, Maidoo explains how she herself uses coffee as part of her daily routine to boost her own brain function.

Why three cups? Maidoo points to a study in which researchers tracked both the coffee consumption and cognitive health of 676 elderly men over ten years. They found that the coffee drinkers had less than half the cognitive decline as the non-coffee drinkers did. And those who drank three cups a day had the least decline of all. A larger Harvard study, with a total 208,501 participants, both men and women, examined the likelihood of death over more than 20 years. It found that participants who drank coffee were less likely to die than those who didn’t, with the greatest longevity benefit going to those who drank between 3.1 and 5 cups a day.

If you want the maximum benefits from your coffee habit, make sure to follow these three rules:

1. Filter it.

Many sophisticated coffee drinkers favor espresso, French press, and Turkish coffee–and some love the Scandinavian tradition of boiling coffee with an egg in it (sometimes including the shell), which pulls together the grounds. Unfortunately, all these versions of coffee can be bad for you. When coffee is made without a paper filter, “oily chemicals called diterpenes come through that can raise artery-damaging LDL cholesterol,” according to The New York Times’ Jane Brody. Brody, who uses coffee pods, actually dissected one to make sure it contained a paper filter (it did).

2. Be careful what you add.

Coffee may be good for you, but sugar is very bad for you. So if drinking coffee means getting a highly sweetened latte concoction from your favorite barista, you won’t be doing your health any favors. Especially when you consider that espresso-based drinks like latte are unfiltered.

A better strategy is to make your own drip coffee at home, using fresh-ground beans for both better flavor and better control over exactly what goes into your coffee. For added fun, put the $4 to $6 you would have spent at the coffee shop aside for every homemade cup you drink, then use that money for a special treat.

3. Pay attention to your own reactions to coffee. 

This is Maidoo’s advice and it’s an important tip to follow because every body is different, and each of us may react differently to coffee’s effects. If it makes you feel jittery, cut back your consumption or cut it out altogether. The same holds true if you have trouble sleeping. Caffeine can affect your ability to fall asleep and also whether you reach the deep sleep stage that your body and brain both need to stay healthy.

At the same time, pay attention to whether coffee lightens your mood, which it might. One of the most intriguing findings from the Harvard study is that coffee drinkers were half as likely to commit suicide as non-coffee drinkers. Researchers believe the explanation may be that coffee boosts brain chemicals that have an anti-depressive effect.

So the most important question is, how does coffee make you feel? If it makes you feel nervous or interferes with your rest, then stay away from it or switch to decaf. If it makes you feel good, then drink up. Make sure to use a paper filter, and aim for three cups a day.”

“I’m really a good smoker”

AARP interviewed John Mellencamp and asked for tips on living your best life. Our favorite:

Be Productive (and Do Cardio).

“I’ve been fortunate enough to live an artist’s life since I was 22. Every day, I have to create something – a song, a painting. And if I don’t, I feel like I’ve wasted my time. I also have to work out every day, and I have to smoke. That’s my strong suit. I’m really a good smoker.”

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Shark Bait

Texas Monthly posted an article about Virtual Reality and possible benefits to seniors’ health.  Sali Fonda hasn’t been scuba diving in twenty years. She was seventy the last time. Now, at ninety, the former bodybuilder is about to jump into the deep again—this time into a cage that will protect her in the shark-filled sea.

In reality, there is no shark cage here, no sharks, either, and certainly no ocean. Fonda has virtual-reality goggles strapped to her head, and she’s sitting in a padded swivel chair inside an activity room at Atria at the Arboretum, a senior living apartment complex in northwest Austin. It’s there that she dives into an immersive experience—an underwater scene filmed in 360 degrees. Fonda moves her head up and down, left and right, the view changing with each turn. Schools of fish bobble above. Sharks glide all around. Fonda reaches a hand out toward one of the ocean predators. “Whoa,” says the nonagenarian with blondish white hair.

“That was fun!” Fonda says, laughing as she talks. “I was right there! I loved it!” Later, when some of the adrenaline has worn off, Fonda tells me, “When you’re ninety, your life is over. This is going to make life new again.”

MyndVR is one of just a few tech firms targeting the senior set with custom-made virtual experiences that range from skydiving to Broadway shows. The company believes that kind of content can provide more than entertainment; it can also serve as therapy—perhaps even FDA-approved therapy—for seniors in assisted living and memory care units.

Whether VR experiences actually benefit senior brains or not, facing down sharks and jumping out of virtual airplanes sounds like a nice, safe way to catch a Buzz.

– Jet Cannon

What would reacher do?

“No. I’m a man with a rule. People leave me alone, I leave them alone. If they don’t, I don’t.”

A second season of Reacher starring Alan Ritchson has been confirmed! Much more believable than Tom Cruise as Reacher, Ritchson drops into town and takes care of the bad guys and then heads to the next town.

With so many Lee Child books from which to work, the new series could go on for a long time! We hope so.

What does this have to do with Baby Boomers catching a Buzz?  Nothing.

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