April 11th is National Submarine Day and what better way to celebrate than enjoying a Yellow Submarine Cocktail from The Spruce Eats. Vodka, banana liqueur, light rum and a slice of banana for garnish!! Yum!
– Jet Cannon
Photo: The Spruce Eats and The Beatles
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
Happy Friday!
The good news per VegNews is, “a plant-forward diet could improve men’s health to prevent and manage conditions such as benign prostatic hyperplasia , erectile dysfunction, and prostate cancer, according to a recent study published in the medical journal Urology.”
The bad news is… this requires a plant-forward diet.
– Jet Cannon
We might be overdoing it but blueberries just keep getting better and better for our health. Besides helping heart health, bone strength, skin health, blood pressure, diabetes management, cancer prevention, and mental health a new study says they may keep low energy at bay. Oh, and they appear to help burn more fat when combined with exercise. Pass the Glitter Bomb Blueberry Liquor!
– Jet Cannon
On March 31, 1889, the Eiffel Tower, a wrought iron technological masterpiece was inaugurated in Paris, says Britannia. To celebrate, visit the Champagne Bar at the top and enjoy some bubbly in an illuminated glass! Or look for Paris Seduction Vodka in a bottle shaped like the Eiffel Tower. This powerful and aroma-rich vodka is great with cocktails.
Sante!
– Jet Cannon
According to the folks in Lynchburg, Jack-and-Coke is the number on branded bar call in the universe… and beyond. Well, now it comes in a can! Hey, who has more fun that we do?!
– Jet Cannon
Finally! Thankfully! Pickleball now has an official recovery drink. DINK.
Per reporting in Vine Pair, DINK is a “first-of-its-kind” sports drink created with electrolytes and minerals to specifically support pickleball players, according to a March 29 press release. The new brand will be available at pickleball courts nationwide, as it recently launched a three-year partnership with the official USA Pickleball.
Since DINK does not contain alcohol, your Buzz will need to come from your stellar play.
– Jet Cannon
Spring is here and it’s time for a refreshing cocktail that’s lower on the calorie count scale. Prepping the beach bod. So pour us a Ranch Water! An exciting blend of tequila, mineral water, and lime juice. Did we mention it’s lower in calories than most cocktails. That’s exciting even if the drink isn’t. Hence the name Ranch Water.
It also comes in a can. Just trying to help.
– Jet Cannon
Photo: Texas Highways
A great philosopher once said, “Everything you know is wrong.” Or maybe it was Firesign Theater. Regardless, once again what we what thought was true may not be. Like eggs and butter being scary bad. So now a study by the American Academy of Orthopedic Surgeons finds that running may not increase arthritis risk. Other factors may have a larger impact like family history and BMI. Read about it here in Mind Body Green.
– Jet Cannon
Happy Birthday William Shatner, born March 22, 1931 in Montreal Quebec.
Let’s raise a glass!
“Romulan ale? Why Bones, you know this is illegal.”
“I only use it for medicinal purposes.“
– James T. Kirk and Leonard McCoy, 2285 (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)
Photo: Modern Drunkard Magazine
Buzzed Boomers will remember what a hubbub arose when J.R. was shot on the show Dallas. Whodunnit? That was 43 years ago today.
– Jet Cannon
Photo: Ibankcoin
What will those wacky scientists think of next?! Apparently, it’s not your father’s LSD. Read all about it here in Medical Express.
– Jet Cannon
What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover?
That you have too much time on your hands.
March 16th is No Selfie Day. Be strong! Resist the temptation.
Photos: Cheezburger and Imgflip
