July 2022

700 Quintillion

Those amazing photos that NASA is releasing reminds us that there are an estimated 700 Quintillion planets out there…. give or take. If even 1% are habitable…… that’s a lot of earths, although we’re sure ours is the best. And you wonder why we like catching a Buzz. 700 Quintillion. That’s a billion billions. Yeah, right.

  • Jet Cannon – 700 Quintillion Denier

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Corny “Cannabis” Cocktails

Roving, Raging Correspondent Hunter S. sampled some cleverly-named cocktails and shots at The Dogtown Roadhouse in Floyd, Virginia.  Try the $5 shooter Dirty Bong Water (Spiced Rum, Blue Curacao, Melon Liquor, Sour Mix).  How about a Liquid Marijuana shooter (Spiced Rum, Melon Liquor, Coconut Rum, Blue Curacao, Sour Mix, Pineapple Juice)?  Got the munchies?  Follow those up with a Dreamsicle Cocktail (Vanilla Vodka, Moylan’s Orange Craft Soda Topped with Whipped Cream and Sugar).

Only in America.  Cheers!

– Jet Cannon

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Boomer Bikers

Not the Hell’s Angels kind.  There are Buzzed Boomers out there still riding the Harleys.  But we’re talking bicycles.  When the knees start to go and running, softball and high-impact sports become more painful than fun, a number of Baby Boomers have turned to bicycles as a low-impact way to stay in shape. Benefits include strengthening muscle groups used in maintaining balance and strength (ie, quadriceps), enjoyment, autonomy, and improved cardiovascular function.  It will help you lose weight, stay strong, avoid chronic illness, stay mentally alert and live longer. There are some safety concerns regarding cycling for seniors, but they shouldn’t dissuade you.  

Neighbor Art joined some other seniors for regular joint rides.  Long John prefers solo rides and has knocked out 600 plus rides since the beginning of 2020.

There are lots more bike paths out there than when we were kids.  Check it out.

– Jet Cannon

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National Dive Bar Day – 7/7

National Day Calendar says,

“On July 7th, raise a toast to the place where friends gather and memories are made. It’s National Dive Bar Day!

From the one-time speakeasy to the little hole-in-the-wall, the dive bar is like an old pair of jeans; it just fits right. During the week, we can stop in, our team will be playing on the TV, and the beverages will be icy cold. The same dart and pool leagues meet every year, and familiar faces go head to head.”

Started by Seagram’s 7 Crown, celebrate 7/7 with a Seven & Seven and support your local dive!

– Jet Cannon

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Counting Cocktail Calories

We’re always watching our weight.  Watching it increase more than it decreases. So we’re conscious of those calories in our cocktails.  A shot of vodka has about a 100 calories.  But that’s not the whole story.  There are also calories in the mixers.  Seven ounces of tonic will add another 90 calories.  Same with 8 ounces of orange juice.  

But what about mixing with diet sodas or diet tonic?  Well everyone knows that diet sodas cause cancer, obesity, and diabetes.  Except there is no evidence of that.  So in keeping the calories down, just mixing with soda water and a little lime juice or mixing with diet drinks will basically cut the cocktail calories in half compared to traditional mixers.  And that avoids the sugar.  Which we know is bad.  Or at least we think we know it’s bad.  Hard to say these days.

– Jet Cannon

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Thank you for tribute bands

We saw Brit Floyd again and it was comforting to remember that live music by our favorite bands like Pink Floyd can carry on even after the original band’s retirement (or worse). Roger Waters is touring but David Gilmour confirms a Pink Floyd reunion will never happen

Talk about dedication to a craft.  Brit Floyd brings perfection to the instruments, vocals, lighting, lasers, and ultra-imaginative video in a smaller venue than would be typical with the original band.  They bring some deeper cuts not often heard on the radio.  The production execution and sound are absolutely superb.  Timeless, according to Maserati Mike.  It took us all back to the many decades of Pink Floyd’s brilliance.  Uncle Ray noted that Eva Avila nailed the humanly-impossible, incomparable solo on Great Gig in the Sky, one of the many outstanding Pink Floyd creations.  See her solo here.

It was worth the three year Covid delay to see Brit Floyd again.  We hope they continue, along with other tribute bands, to perform our favorite musical memories live and perfectly. 

– Jet Cannon

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Precious Bodily fluids

REAL SIMPLE posed the question, “Should you be drinking water first thing in the morning?”  Short answer is it’s good but not required.  However, adequate daily hydration is required.  The benefits of water first thing in the morning include:

– Helps you wake up

– May boost mental performance

– Cold water may boost metabolism for about an hour

– May quell hunger sensation

For adequate daily hydration, which is what matters more than the timing, how much is enough?  Shoot for half your body weight (in ounces).  

Final bit of advice from REAL SIMPLE, when you’re thirsty, drink up.  Brilliant!

– Jet Cannon

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