For you grandparents helping out with potty training the grandkids, Alyse Knorr in McSweeney’s offers some helpful, if not graphic, suggestions on alcohol-based coping mechanisms. For example:
Mojito
“Ordinarily, this drink makes the mixer very sticky, but you are already are sticky. Everything is sticky.”
Long Island Iced Tea
“Mixing one of these is about as much a pain in the ass as potty training. It also contains five types of alcohol, and you need every single one of them.”
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- Jet Cannon