Close-up of hands gripping an overweight belly, depicting body fat focus.

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We’d like to report that Dry January resulted in significant weight loss over the month. Unfortunately, that didn’t happen. Where’s the drugs? They work. When will insurance cover them for all people who realize we’re carrying a few extra dozen?

Meanwhile, we’re looking forward to the Buzz when that scale listens to reason.

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