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Endorphins The Hard Way, The Yummy Way, and the Rat Pack Way

Noted Buzzed Boomer contributor, Old Man Wrong, will drop into Seattle today from the Bay Area to share his expertise in catching a Buzz in multiple ways.  Faithful readers may remember OMW’s posts on the art of cooking steak, popcorn, and….. Brussel Sprouts. He also knows a bit about fitness.

An open water swimmer, OMW will first brave the brisk waters of Puget Sound to fire up those exercise endorphins.  Brrrr!  I’ll be doing some beer can curls from the safety of the beach.

Next, we will visit B & E Meats, established in 1958 by Bob and Earl Green, where OMW will select the proper steak for pan searing and grilling later in the evening.  Yum.  

Finally, a stop is planned at the Tin Room Bar for a classic, poured-at-the-table, dry gin Martini.  “Quite simply, no other drink even comes up to its knees.”  Further quoting Jay Jacobs in A Great And Sudden Glory, we shall “stoop to pay obeisance to this wonder.  The pursed lips draw off a modicum of the only liquid to which the adjective “brittle” can be applied.  The taste buds undergo extreme arousal, and a great and sudden glory is experienced in the general vicinity of the pharynx.  With startling clarity the drink seems to irradiate its own descent through darkness from gullet to gut.”  Queue Frank Sinatra.  

We will look forward to some of OMW’s takeaways from this quick trip to the Pacific Northwest in a future post. Meanwhile, cheers!

– Jet Cannon

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