Good Clean Fun

Penalty!

A man takes his seat at the World Cup Final.  He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy.

The man:  “Who would ever miss the World Cup final?”

The guy:  “That was my wife’s seat.  We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”

The man:  “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another member of the family, friend, or someone else to come with you?”

The guy:  “No… they’re all at the funeral.”

Penalty! Read More »

Waterloo Wisdom

Tireless Buzzed Boomer Roving Correspondent and Pub Patron Maserati Mike shares some memorable quotes from his relentless research in London.

“I love water, especially when it’s frozen and surround by gin.”

 

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me”. – Winston Churchill

 

  • Jet Cannon
britain, churchill, famous-1299836.jpg

Waterloo Wisdom Read More »

Forget the candy

Do you know anybody making Boozy Creamsicle Shakes for Halloween?  Please share their name and address.

Delish.com has recipes for 47 beyond-clever cocktails to help us celebrate.  They are amazing!  We’re not sure it matters what they taste like because the names and presentations rock!  We’ll probably go with the Jekyll & Gin unless we can find the props for Bloody Mary Syringes! Only 45 more to consider.

– Jet Cannon

Forget the candy Read More »

Beer Tears

Today marks the one-month anniversary of the accident that brought tears to many Coors Light drinkers (that’s you Frank). A Florida semi-truck collision left cases and cases of Coors Light strewn across the highway. Eventually…. Coors Light fans asked about driver injuries and learned they were not serious.

  • Jet Cannon

Photo: AP.com

Beer Tears Read More »

Rodney

I drink too much.  Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it.

I say ‘no’ to drugs.  When someone asks me for some of my drugs, I say ‘no’.

My doctor told me to watch my drinking.  Now I drink in front of a mirror.

 

Photos:  reelrundown.com

Rodney Read More »

Excuse Me! Where’s the Men’s Room?!

Sept. 19 (UPI) — An English man broke a Guinness World Record by having a drink at 67 different pubs in a single 24-hour period.

Nathan Crimp, 22, took on the record for most pubs visited in 24 hours (individual), and he ended up visiting 67 pubs in the Brighton, England, area in the space of about 17 hours.

Guinness rules required Crimp to have a drink at each pub and collect evidence including receipts and witness signatures.

“The hardest part was constantly having to go to the toilet, which took up the majority of the time,” Crimp said.

– Jet Cannon

Photo:  eBay

bar, pub, cafe-2209813.jpg

Excuse Me! Where’s the Men’s Room?! Read More »

Raiding captain tony’s bar

Buzzed Boomer Captain Tony has made sure that visitors to his impressive shop don’t go thirsty.  Inspired by Capt. Tony’s Saloon in Key West, Florida, our Captain Tony has outfitted his shop with everything needed to wet the whistle of visitors. Besides an old Coke cooler stocked with adult beverages, the Captain has refurbished an old Hotpoint refrigerator with wooden, sliding shelves to hold the hard liquor and supplies.  We found some top shelf tequila on the bottom shelf, sat ourselves down at the game table, and hoisted a few toasts to Captain Tony’s Bar.  Even birds will be able to frequent Captain Tony’s Bar when his hand-crafted model saloon birdhouse is placed outside.  So thoughtful.

 

– Jet Cannon

Raiding captain tony’s bar Read More »

Buzzed Boomer Art

Sports tailgaters are a fun, inventive bunch.  We love seeing bars built into the side of RVs or, better yet, hand-crafted works of invention and art.  This hand-made beauty features pressurized beer taps and also breaks down to fit in through the RV’s door.  A very practical consideration. Note the chalk board announcing what beers are on tap! Brilliant!

Anyone need a beer?

– Jet Cannon

Buzzed Boomer Art Read More »

“Always go to other people’s funerals. Otherwise, they won’t come to yours.”

The great Yogi Berra passed away on this day in 2015.  American baseball player, manager, and coach Yogi, who won a record 10 World Series while a catcher with the New York Yankees and was known for his unintentionally amusing non sequiters, died at age 90.  “It ain’t over till it’s over.”

– Jet Cannon

Photos:  Britannica and The Guardian

“Always go to other people’s funerals. Otherwise, they won’t come to yours.” Read More »